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| − | The Kopelandik Dictionary
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| − | Andy's side (n.) - Stewart's left
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| − | Asshat (n.) - a general nuisance to others in close proximity (see also Twatwaffle)
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| − | ATW (acron.) - documentary film entitled “The Police Around the World”
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| − | Avi (n.) – shorthand for avatar (var. ava, avvi, avitar)
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| − | Bacon (n.) – favorite meat product of Police fans (origin: TP.com)
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| − | Beaver face (n.) - the Face, according to Taylor Hawkins (see also the Face)
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| − | Blingee (n.) – various animated accoutrements incorporated into one’s avatar (ref. http://www.blingee.com)
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| − | Blingee addict (n.) – 1. one who cannot have an avatar without blingee on it; 2. one who uses too much blingee on their avatar
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| − | Blue Bell Ride (n.) - the Stewart Copeland signature ride cymbal
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| − | BOOM (onomat.) - the sound of the universe spontaneously combusting at the moment in which DirtyMartini and Divemistress of the Dark are finally in the same place at the same time, proving once and for all that they are indeed two different people
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| − | Boozie (n.) – a Floozie with a great love for alcohol
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| − | Bowl de cereal and Cup a tea (n.) - the extent of Stewart's culinary repertoire according to his Dinner Tale, "Bake-Off in Fort Worth" (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=929)
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| − | Cat (n.) – Sting as described by the Maestro (see also Dog)
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| − | CHA! (onomat.) - Police former battle cry, no longer performed in public. To bring back the CHA! is Plutonic’s personal crusade.
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| − | CHA! Balls (n.) - beach balls lobbed onto the stage during a Police performance in order to attempt to inspire Stingo to let loose the CHA!
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| − | CHA!-nesse (adv.) - the way in which Stewart gives love (att. Marq at TP.com)
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| − | Chariot of Fire (n.) – Stewart’s reference to his drum kit
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| − | Checkered Bermuda (n.) – Stewart Copeland wardrobe choice (see also Gooberific)
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| − | Copelandia (n.) - 1. another name for stewartcopeland.net; 2. the land over which Stewart has complete monarchal dominion; 3. virtual home of Nutters worldwide
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| − | Cracked Rib (n.) – infamous accident during which the Maestro broke Sting's rib while horse playing, totally involuntarily and of which he will never hear the end
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| − | Craig Betts (n.) – champion collector whom you don't recognize without a toilet in the background (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=101899)
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| − | Danny Quatrochi (n.) – Sting’s technical assistant
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| − | Deitmar (sic) (n.) – 1. Police Uber-fan & Police encyclopedia; 2. Stewart spelling for Dietmar (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=86)
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| − | Dennis Smith (n.) - Andy’s guitar tech
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| − | Depends™ (n.) – protective undergarments necessary for long lineups & for squeeing peeps when Stewart points at them
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| − | Derange (v.) - to fuck with and remash Police tunes (see also lobotomize)
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| − | Derangements (n.) – Stewart’s name for his remixes of Police tunes (see also lobotomies)
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| − | Diet (n.) - Stewart's diet as actually witnessed by Nutters: burger, fries, tequila, mysterious Italian food, Asian Noodles, mysterious Japanese snacks (immediately spit/puked in ATW), watermelon
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| − | Dime (n.) - file sharing site (ref. http://www.dimeadozen.org)
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| − | Dinner Tales (n.) – 1. the Gospel according to Stewart Copeland; 2. where you can find Georgy Girl (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=3&sid=9d3f7ec132f200750d496b4179ce690d)
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| − | DirtyMartini (n.) – 1. oracle of stewartcopeland.net; 2. Flagmistress of the Flag of Copelandia (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=101708)
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| − | DisasterGate (n.) – Stewart’s private little joke on his private little site and the ensuing whirlwind of Stew-BQs that followed (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=26795&highlight=#26795) (see also Infamous Blog, Stewgate)
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| − | Disaster Gig (n.) – the May 30, 2007 Police Concert
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| − | Dog (n.) – self-description of the Maestro in relation to Sting (see also Cat)
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| − | Don’t letch my peeps (phr.) – good-natured admonition to people who are trying to “latch on” to the attention given to Stewart by his Nutters
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| − | Don’t tell Shhtewwwwarrrrt! (n.) – exclamation, often of embarrassment, that a usually drunken Floozie/Nutter states while doing something they wish the Man would never know (att. samburusunset)
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| − | Drum Tech (n.) - person in charge of Stewart's elaborate set up; aka Mr. Jeff Seitz
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| − | Easter egg deliverer (n.) – 1. a person who devises an elaborate scheme in order to invade the private life of a celebrity; 2. stalkity stalkity stalk... (var. Easter egg painter)
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| − | ELTSDIM (acron.) – Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
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| − | E-L (acron.) – English-lion
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| − | Enabler (n.) - one who enables
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| − | Enable, to (v.) - to make it possible, often through financial means, for another person to attend a concert or other special event
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| − | ES (acron.) – Everyone Stares
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| − | ES:TPIO (acron.) - Everyone Stares: The Police Inside Out
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| − | Face, the (n.) - proper name representing the various muscular contortions on the visage of Stewart Copeland that indicate concentration and musical genius
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| − | Fallout Mike (n.) – drummer for the Police tribute band “The Police Experience” and Guitar Center guru (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=103948)
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| − | Fart (n.) – 1. vendetta tool of the Maestro, who famously took revenge on his brother Ian (see Leroy Coolbreeze, maybe with reference to the incident) that had embarrassed him in a public restaurant with said weapon. The Maestro used the same weapon once they were back in the car with the windows shut; 2. (v.) used by the Maestro in ATW to describe the effect of his appreciation of Japanese food: “Great, now I’ll be farting in Japanese!”
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| − | Flag, the (n.) – official symbol of love and recognition shown to Stewart during as many Police concerts as possible. Organized by DirtyMartini and created by Moeskido (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2862&highlight=flag+wanted)
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| − | Flag Arrows (n.) - to direct Stewart where the flag actually is; prime example: Philly 7/19
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| − | Flagbearer (n.) - authorized holder of the sacred sakrament at a Police concert
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| − | Flagfluenza (n.) - illness caused by viruses present in the Flag, which is way beyond biohazard at this point (see also Green Plague)
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| − | Flagmistress (n.) – title for DirtyMartini
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| − | Flag of Copelandia Anthem (n.) - Flag praise song written and performed by BongoBoy (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4386&highlight=flag+anthem)
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| − | Flag Mule (n.) - poor schmuck who carries the Flag around and receives no glory in return
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| − | Flag Point (n.) – recognition received from Stewart by the Flagbearer during a Police concert (var. what it's like to be on the end of Stewart's finger) (see also Stick Point)
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| − | Flag Prime Directive (n.) - The First Law of The Flag is Flag Survival (att. DirtyMartini)
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| − | Flag Reflex (n.) - what Stewart has unconsciously developed after several months of repeated flag searching
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| − | Flag-Spotting (n.) - mindnumbingly ridiculous tips penned to make it easy/easier for Stewart to spot the Flag during a concert
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| − | Flag Substitute (n.) - copy of the Flag to be used for inclement weather situations, due to Flag Prime Directive
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| − | Flag Virgin (n.) - Nutter in anticipation of first contact with the Flag before a concert
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| − | Flag Virgin Territory (n.) - pieces of the flag that have not been written on yet, in anticipation of first contact before a concert
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| − | Flag Whore (n.) – affectionate nickname for Stewart, who at times seems to inordinately enjoy and crave the attention that the Flag brings to him, and who may recognize its presence to such an extent during a concert to be distracted from doing his job properly
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| − | Floozie (n.) - a non-groupie female who likes more than Stewart's music and desires to squirt him with orangina and proceed to lick it off (Floozie names usually rhyme with Floozie, i.e. boozie, snoozie, choozie, kazoozie); Origin: the verse in Klark Kent's song "Too Kool To Kalypso", which states, "but this Floozie had no shame - libido torpedo"
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| − | Freinds (sic) (n.) - folks who are proud to hang out at Stewart's private little site (att. Stewart)
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| − | Fuck da Weasel (phr.) - fond greeting for Jeff da Weasel
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| − | Fuck Off You Cunt (phr.) – epithet spelled out on Stewart’s toms during the 80’s; widely believed to be directed at Sting, however according to Stewart it was directed at himself
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| − | GITM (acron.) – Ghost in the Machine
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| − | Giga (n.) - file sharing site; shorthand for Gigasize (ref. http://www.gigasize.com)
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| − | Gong (n.) – Stewart’s grand opening of the Police concerts
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| − | Gong Om Nom Nom (phr.) – the sound of Stewart’s gong eating other musicians, small children, the world, Stingo, naysayers, etc. (var. just because Sockii likes it)
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| − | *Gong Rock (n.) – 1. place of significance featured in Stewart’s film, “The Rhythmatist”; 2. subject of college paper written by sixteenlaps (see also Rhythmatist, the)
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| − | Gong Time (n.) - the time the Police hit the stage
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| − | Gooberific (adj.) - quality or state of being endearingly goofy, dopey, and/or dorky without losing an ounce of cool (see Stewart Copeland)
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| − | Good after 1 beer (phr.) – ill-conceived comment by Stewart regarding the female President of Argentina
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| − | Good after 4 beers (phr.) – ill-conceived comment by Stewart regarding the female President of Chile
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| − | Good Gong (phr.) - an exclamation (often of exasperation) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong (see also Oh My Gong)
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| − | Gordo (n.) – nickname for Sting (var. an annoying word some stiff husbands and wives use to name each other in an affectionate and [ridiculous for others] way in Chile) (see also Stingo, Petulant Pansy, Newcastle Bard, Il Duce, King of Pain)
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| − | Green Monster (n.) – nickname for the Flag (see also Flag, the)
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| − | Green Plague (n.) – see Flagfluenza
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| − | Green shorts (n.) – wardrobe choice of Stewart during the 80’s and for which the Floozies pray for the return (var. shorty shorts)
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| − | Halliburton (n.) - Stewart's definition of the actual Police Tour organization
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| − | Headband (n.) – necessary concert attire for Stewart to help keep sweat out of his eyes
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| − | Headband Minion (n.) - the most desirable job in all of Copelandia; necessary so Stewart does not forget to wear his headband
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| − | Hola, Gracias, Tequila, Dònde Està mi Caballo (phr.) - admittedly, the entire Spanish vocabulary used by the Maestro
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| − | Holidarian (n.) - multi-holiday observers
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| − | Holy Mother of Crap (phr.) - expression
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| − | Holy Snappin' arseholes (phr.) - expression
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| − | Humuna Humuna (phr.) - term often used to describe tasty pics of the Man
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| − | Idaho (n.) - American state where Andy likes to (musically) wander during a concert
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| − | Il Duce (n.) - nickname for Sting (see also Stingo, Gordo, Newcastle Bard, Petulant Pansy, King of Pain)
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| − | Infamous Blog (n.) - see DisasterGate
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| − | Irish Wolfhound (n.) – definition of Stewart according to Sting (see also Dog)
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| − | Jeff Seitz (n.) - drum guru, technician, not your average roadie; this man makes Stewart shine and all his drums and percussion look and sound their absolute best; first class all the way, not to mention being an accomplished drummer himself
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| − | Jose (n.) – resident of Lima, Peru anxiously awaiting a Police concert in his hometown; not just an urban legend but our very own nutter extraordinaire (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=37)
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| − | Kazoo (n.) – musical instrument of choice during SC.net gatherings
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| − | Kazoozie (n.) - Floozie who kazoos, usually while imbibing adult beverages
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| − | Kilt (n.) – the subject of an almost instantaneously famous misread text message regarding Stewart at the Police concert in Melbourne, which resultingly sent the Floozies into an immediate tizzy
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| − | Kinetic (adj.) - relating to the motion of material bodies and the forces associated therewith; an apt description for the Kinetic Kid, the Man's alter ego (see also Klark Kent)
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| − | Kinetic Kid (n.) – nickname for Stewart Copeland (see also Kinetic)
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| − | King of Pain (n.) – nickname for Sting (see Stingo, Gordo, Petulant Pansy)
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| − | Klark Kent (n.) - the Man's alter ego, only after having seen the video of the Drum Clinic (see also Stewart Copeland, the Maestro, the Man, Kinetic, Kinetic Kid)
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| − | Klosure (sic.) (n.) - Sting's favorite word since the beginning of the 2007 tour. In Kopelandik, it is spelled with a "K"
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| − | Kopelandik (n.) - lingo used exclusively by the members of the SC.net community
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| − | Krypton Green (adj.) - koolest kolor on Earth for shoes, rings, clothes, etc.
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| − | Kryptonic Koma (n.) - a state of deep unconsciousness caused by staring too long at obnoxious avatars displayed at SC.net portraying large images of the Man himself
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| − | Leroy (n.) - everybody (according to Ian Copeland)
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| − | Leroy Coolbreeze (n.) – nickname for Ian Copeland
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| − | Letch (v.) – the inappropriate latching on of other people to people/things that do not belong to them
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| − | Lobotomies (n.) – Stewart’s name for his remixes of Oysterhead tunes (see also derangements)
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| − | Lobotomize (v.) - to fuck with and remash Oysterhead tunes (see also derange)
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| − | Lue Ann (n.) – one-post wonder of SC.net; famous for her avatar, her reference to Sting and Andy as Stewart’s “musician friends”, and the disguising of her suggestive subject line with the “~” symbol (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=41697&highlight=#41697)
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| − | Lue Ann, to (v.) – The intentional use of the symbol “10:33, 30 January 2008 (PST)10:33, 30 January 2008 (PST)~~” to disguise, bury, or otherwise draw attention away from a post or thread
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| − | Lute (n.) – the musical instrument featured in Sting’s non-pop record endeavor
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| − | Maestro, the (n.) – nickname for Stewart Armstrong Copeland, Esq. (see also the Man, Klark Kent, Kinetic Kid)
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| − | Magic Stingdom (n.) - Sting's Italian castle (not to be confused with Sting's other castles)
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| − | Man, the (n.) - see Stewart Copeland (see also the Maestro, Klark Kent, Kinetic Kid)
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| − | Matched Grip (n.) - drumstick holding technique not commonly used by Stewart where both hands use an overhand grip (see also traditional grip)
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| − | Merry Happy (phr.) - multipurpose, non-offensive seasonal greeting (att. Stewart Copeland)
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| − | Mini-flag (n.) - the Flag's evil miniature twin who drinks, smokes & passes out (ref. http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Schmaffy/drinks.jpg and http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Schmaffy/smoke.jpg and http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Schmaffy/Theend.jpg)
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| − | Minion (n.) – one “connected” with Stewart, or a designated helper
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| − | Mission control (n.) – place of rest, relaxation, recuperation, and scheduling of the Flag (var. DirtyMartini’s house)
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| − | Moeskido (n.) – creator of the Flag (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=102355)
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| − | Mooseknuckle (n.) – a sight all Floozies hope to see from close range; usually associated with white pants
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| − | Mr. Submachine Gun (n.) - definition for the real Andy Summers according to Stewart Copeland
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| − | MSD (acron.) – multiple screenname disorder
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| − | MSG (acron.) – Madison Square Garden
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| − | Naysayers (n.) – Nutters exhibiting a negative viewpoint who don't believe the Police will record a new album
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| − | Newcastle Bard (n.) – nickname for Sting (see also Stingo, Gordo, Petulant Pansy, Il Duce, King of Pain)
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| − | Nike Golf Tech Extreme (n.) – the brand of gloves Stewart wears while playing (ref. http://www.direct-golf.co.uk/images/prod_images/large/3632.jpg)
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| − | Nutter (n.) - active member of Copelandia (var. SCnutter)
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| − | Octobans (n.) - elongated, tubular drums with heads on the playing side only
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| − | OG & V (acron.) - orangina and vodka; the other way of making a screwdriver; official drink of the Floozies
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| − | Oh, For Phuck's Sake (phr.) – expression (att. Phaty)
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| − | Oh My Gong (phr.) - an exclamation (often of exasperation, wonder, or joy) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong (see also Good Gong)
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| − | One of ours (n.) - green-shirted fans spotted at concerts
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| − | Orangina (n.)- preferred mixer of Floozies
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| − | OTL (acron.) - One Train Later
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| − | Parma hams (n.) – reference to Lue Ann's legs (att. TheEqualizer)
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| − | Petulant Pansy (n.)- nickname for Sting (see also Stingo, Gordo, Newcastle Bard, Il Duce, King of Pain)
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| − | Phen Bratz (n.) - teen nutters, including but not limited to Mrs.Gradenko, sixteenlaps, and Pau (shorthand for “Phenomenal Brats”)
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| − | Philly (n.) – Not-(yet)-rescheduled Police show with the highest rate of Nutters attending
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| − | Pledge of Copelandia, the (phr.) – I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United fans of Copelandia, and to the message board for which it stands, on website, under Klark Kent, polyrhythmical, with tube socks and shorts for all. (att. Sockii)
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| − | Police Blue Sparkle (adj.) - customized color of Stewart's drums
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| − | Post-concert bacon buffet (n.) – bacon that has magical qualities after a night of pre-concert drinking, squeeing, and tsssssting
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| − | PYP (acron.) - Pee Your Pants
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| − | *Rhythmatist, the (n.) – Stewart’s feature film about one man’s pilgrimage throughout Africa in search of the rhythms of life; widely referred to by Nutters as the epitome of Gooberific, or awesomely bad
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| − | Roozie (n.) - Australian Floozie (e.g. Visions)
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| − | Rotosound (n.) - Stewart's favorite instrument on his percussion rack; that vertical spinning-disc-cymbal-thing he whacks sideways and it rings forever
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| − | Rotting Superhero (n.) - Stewart's Challoween costume at the 10/31/07 show at MSG. Though a mystery to many, it was explained by The Man as, "Superhero has been rotting in his grave. Gets dug up, eats small child, plays concert." (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=67612&highlight=#67612)
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| − | SAC attack (n.) – mooseknuckle extraordinaire (see also mooseknuckle)
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| − | Sally (n.) - plastic love, inflatable; recently seen in Madison Square Garden
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| − | SC.net (acron.) – stewartcopeland.net
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| − | Second hand concert happiness/ Second hand joy (n.) – the feeling experienced when someone that has attended a concert shares their great concert experience so we feel as though we were there too
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| − | Siblings (n.) - close and beloved friends whom you can abuse by yelling at them all the time and (sometimes) beating them or breaking their ribs; e.g., Sting and Andy Summers
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| − | Sicilian Sex God (n.) - troll
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| − | Snarky (adj.) – wittily sarcastic, snide; typical atmosphere at SC.net
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| − | Splash (n.) - smaller, quick sounding cymbal Stewart resurrected from the big band era
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| − | Squee (onomat.) - pre-concert anticipatory scream of delight
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| − | Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (onomat.) - post-concert scream of delight, especially if one has been on the end of some Flag-love/a shout-out/a face-pulling contest or a generally fucking awesome concert experience
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| − | Squib (n.) – undesirable result of striking the Gong and missing the “sweet spot”; context per Stewart: “Sort of like a premature ejaculation. There’s nothing for it so I take a big swing for the big hit. Problem is, I’m just fractionally too far away and the beater misses the sweet spot and the big pompous opening to the show is a damp squib.”
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| − | Starclassic Maple (n.) - Stewart's brand of Tama drums
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| − | Stewart Copeland (n.) - Pure Joy; (var. the intelligence he shows, the sense of humor, the clarity, the talent); a world in itself; (see also Klark Kent, Kinetic Kid, the Man, the Maestro)
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| − | Stewart Folklore (n.) – the laws of the universe related to Stewart (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=15852&highlight=folklore#15852)
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| − | Stewartness (n.) – that which reeks of Stewart Copeland (literally or metaphorically)
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| − | Stew-BQ (n.) - when the media roasts Stewart Copeland
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| − | Stewgate (n.) - see DisasterGate
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| − | Stewhead (n.) – a Stewart Copeland aficionado
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| − | Stewmorabilia (n.) - Stewart Copeland collectibles
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| − | Stewpalooza (n.) - a Stewart Copeland music listening marathon
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| − | Stewstock (n.) - proposed future SC.net Konvention
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| − | Stick Point (n.) - recognition received from Stewart by the Flagbearer during a Police concert (var. what it's like to be on the end of Stewart's Vater) (see also Flag Point)
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| − | Stingfluenza (n.) - an insidious, irritating, widespread lurgy that simply will not go away (att. lisaspear)
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| − | Stingo (n.) - loving nickname for Sting (att. Stewart Copeland)
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| − | Sting's chef (n.) - the guy who Stewart Copeland would marry, if he wasn't in love with his wife
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| − | Sting's side (n.) - Stewart's right
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| − | Stink (n.) - derogatory nickname for Sting given by Johnny Rotten/Lydon when criticizing the Police reunion
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| − | Surprise people, surprise myself (phr.) - Stingo's mission statement
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| − | Taylor Hawkins (n.) - great drummer in Foo Fighters and Honorary Nutter (see also Beaver face)
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| − | Text Mule (n.) - poor schmuck who receives text messages from concert-goer and posts them online
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| − | There Is No Bigger Gong (phr.) – 1. Stewart's affirmation of the supremacy of his Gong; 2. TheEqualizer's auto-signature
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| − | Thing of Beauty (phr.) - definition of thing that pleases Stewart, especially in relation to his beautiful, sparkling, blue drumkit
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| − | Threadjacking (v.) - when posts on a thread topic veer off to a discussion about something totally unrelated
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| − | Throne (n.) - Stewart's drum chair
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| − | Thunk (onomat.) - a Stewart-induced swoon
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| − | TKE (n.) - nutter with MSD; a.k.a. TOWOS
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| − | Tourzilla (n.) - a roving musical or theatrical presentation that is of such a length, breadth, and scale as to be an absolute monster
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| − | TPT (acron.) – the Police (ex Tour) website
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| − | TPTer (n.) – frequenter of thepolice.com website
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| − | Traditional Grip (n.) – drumstick holding technique used by Stewart where the right hand uses an overhand grip and the left hand uses an underhand grip (see also matched grip)
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| − | Troll (n.) – someone who posts with the express purpose of stirring the shit
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| − | Tssssst (onomat.) - when you pee your pants just a little
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| − | Tube socks (n.) – wardrobe choice of Stewart during the 80’s
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| − | Tube socks brigade (n.) - Stewart's fans of the female persuasion
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| − | Twatwaffle (n.) - see asshat
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| − | Upgrade (n.) - sudden fever that makes the average Nutter buy a much more expensive seat in the arena
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| − | Urine and Sadness (n.) – not quite as successful summer shirt created by Policerule; origin: Sting’s book “Broken Music”, in reference to the smell of a men’s restroom (see also Watermelon and Happiness)
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| − | Vater (n.) – Stewart’s drumstick of choice
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| − | Verklemmt (adj.) - really means you are not open to some flirting, sexual tension, bad words, bad pictures, kissing in public, etc. (var. "I'm all choked up", "I'm speechless", "You've warmed my heart I think I might cry", etc.)
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| − | Watermelon (n.) – 1. beverage mixer; 2. (and Happiness) color of very successful summer shirt created by Policerule (see also Urine and Sadness)
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| − | White pants (n.) – 1. one of the hottest garments ever, in the same category as the Leroy Coolbreeze T-Shirt, the shorty shorts, or the headband; 2. a wardrobe choice that shouldn't look as good as it does (see also Mooseknuckle)
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| − | Who Can Be Most Diplomatic (n.) - contest organized by Stewart Copeland and won by Andy Summers during the last Police World Tour
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