Too Kool To Kalypso (song)
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| "Too Kool To Kalypso" | |
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| Recorded by Klark Kent | |
| Released: | YYYY |
| Recorded: | RECORDED TIME PERIOD |
| Length: | SONG LENGTH |
| Album(s): | ALBUM(S) |
| Label(s): | RECORD LABEL |
| Writer(s): | WRITER(S) |
| Producer(s): | PRODUCER NAME(S) |
| Studio(s): | RECORDING STUDIO(S) |
| Released as single? | YES, B-SIDE, or NO |
"Too Kool To Kalypso" is a song written by Klark Kent and recorded by Klark Kent in YYYY.
Contents
About the song
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Personnel
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Release History
Albums
Song appears on the following album releases:
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Album date | YYYY-MM-DD | Country |
Singles
CD Singles
| Cover art | Catalog no. | Songs | Release date | Release country |
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Catalog no. | "Song"(s) | YYYY-MM-DD | Country |
7" Singles
| Cover art | Catalog no. | A-side song/B-side song | Release date | Release country |
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Catalog no. | "A-side song"/"B-side song" | YYYY-MM-DD | Country |
12" Singles
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Catalog no. | "A-side song"/"B-side song" (add more songs as necessary) | 1979-12-01 | Country |
Video
"SONG TITLE" appears on the following video and dvd releases:
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Video or dvd title | YYYY-MM-DD | Country |
Awards, nominations, and certifications
Awards
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| Year | Winner | Award | Category |
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| YYYY | WINNER (album, song, producer, etc.) | AWARD (Grammy, People's Choice, etc.) | CATEGORY |
Nominations
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| Year | Nominee | Award | Category |
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| YYYY | NOMINEE (album, song, producer, etc.) | AWARD (Grammy, People's Choice, etc.) | CATEGORY |
Certifications
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| Country | Certifier | Classification | Certification |
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| COUNTRY | CERTIFIER (RIAA, IFPI...) | CLASSIFICATION (Album, singles, foreign artist...) | CERTIFICATION (Gold, Platinum, Diamond...) |
Lyrics
I didn't drink and I never danced I couldn't take no club romance But this floozy had no shame Libedo torpedo I was - Too kool to kalypso Too tough to tango Too weird to watusi Too tough to tango Too kool to kalypso Too tough to tango Too kool to kalypso Too tough to tango What she did was hard to believe Libedo torpedo But by morning I couldn't leave Libedo torpedo Picking her up was like falling down the stairs With her on top of me I couldn't put on any airs I was Too kool to kalypso Too tough to tango Too weird to watusi Too tough to tango Too kool to kalypso Too tough to tango Too kool to kalypso Too tough to tango At my heart she took careful aim Libedo torpedo And you know that floozy had no shame Libedo torpedo I was Too kool to kalypso Too tough to tango Too weird to watusi Too tough to tango Too kool to kalypso Too tough to tango Too weird to watusi Too tough to tango Too kool to kalypso Too tough to tango Too weird to watusi Too tough to tango Too kool to kalypso Too tough to tango Too kool to kalypso Too tough to tango
Quotations and trivia
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Alternative and cover versions
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See also
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External links
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References
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